My name is Becki but for some reason my sister calls me Bob.

I like owls and zombies.

I have antlers because antlers are cool.

If you come and say hi to me I will send you virtual love and cookies.

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)

Aug 26th at 6PM / via: kennedying / op: cloudy-dreamers / reblog / 263,147 notes

Mutant 101 -
GROOTING
grootːɪŋ/

verb 
gerund or present participle: grooting 
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind " 
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”

Mutant 101 -

GROOTING

grootːɪŋ/

verb
gerund or present participle: grooting
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind "
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”
Aug 26th at 6PM / via: oswinsumbradoodle / op: mutant-101 / reblog / 6,464 notes

I am a princess

(Source: kristoffbjorgman)

Aug 22nd at 7PM / via: cake-lady / op: kristoffbjorgman / reblog / 63,361 notes
jackbarakatjunkie:

they live their lives with no chill 😂

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jackbarakatjunkie:

they live their lives with no chill 😂

(Source: music-disney-potter)

johntheadventurerkingofarendelle:

death-by-lulz:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

We all need one.

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

relahvant:

1nd2rd3st:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

the arrogance and entitlement on this one is strong

oh my lord what a twat of a male

(Source: stileshelbig)

Aug 17th at 1PM / via: allons-ytobakerstreet / op: stileshelbig / reblog / 148,395 notes

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(Source: syntheticmomma)

Aug 17th at 11AM / via: whatbethsays / op: syntheticmomma / reblog / 99,393 notes